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  • pappu
    05-11 12:51 PM
    can we listen to this program online?





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  • dealsnet
    06-17 08:28 AM
    You can extend H1B, if your labor was approved before I-94 expiry date. If it happens, do premium for I-140 (15 days), with approved I-140, you can extend upto 3 years.





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  • ssbaruah@yahoo.com
    06-10 10:16 AM
    Thanks a lot. I find your suggestions great and if followed, will definitly make a difference. Thanks once again.





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  • akred
    02-23 10:51 AM
    Here is e.g. for 2002 again this excludes schedule A here is the breakdown for india

    EB1 - 3K
    EB2 - 21K
    EB3 - 17.5K
    EB4 - 0.3K
    EB5 - 0
    EB Total - 41K

    Am I missing something?

    One other factor is in play:

    100,000 visas were recaptured in 2000 under the AC21 act and made available to oversubscribed countries over the years until they ran out in 2005.



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  • looivy
    02-25 07:40 AM
    Hi:
    Do you have any arrest record? DUI or anything like. If yes, theat may also lead them to issue administrative processing request.

    No.

    Can a legal expert provide advice as to whether I can use EAD/AP to get in?





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  • jasmin45
    05-14 08:40 PM
    Here are the details.. you can determine if you fit in.

    EB2 Eligibility :-

    The EB-2 classification includes: aliens who are "members of the professions holding advanced degrees or their equivalent" and aliens "who because of their exceptional ability in the sciences, arts, or business will substantially benefit the national economy, cultural, or educational interests or welfare of the United States."

    A petition for a foreign professional holding an advanced degree may be filed when the job requires an advanced degree (beyond the baccalaureate) and the alien possesses such a degree or the equivalent. The petition must include documentation, such as an official academic record showing that the alien has a U.S. advanced degree or a foreign equivalent degree, or an official academic record showing that the alien has a U.S. baccalaureate degree or a foreign equivalent degree and letters from current or former employers showing that the alien has at least 5 years of progressive post-baccalaureate experience in the specialty.

    Qualified alien physicians who will be practicing medicine in an area of the United States certified by the Department of Health and Human Services as underserved may also qualify for this classification. Read more about this program.

    In order to be classified as having exceptional ability in the sciences, arts, or business, the individual must provide documentation of three of the following:

    An official academic record showing the alien has a degree, diploma, certificate or similar award from a college, university, school or other institution of learning relating to the area of exceptional ability;


    Letters documenting at least ten years of full-time experience in the occupation being sought;


    A license to practice the profession or certification for a particular profession or occupation;


    Evidence that the alien has commanded a salary or other remuneration for services which demonstrates exceptional ability;


    Membership in professional associations;


    Recognition for achievements and significant contributions to the industry or field by peers, government entities, professional or business organizations.
    If the above standards do not apply to the petitioner's occupation, other comparable evidence of eligibility is also acceptable.

    Application Procedures
    USCIS Form I-140 Petition for Alien Worker is required. Your employer must file a USCIS Form I-140 (Petition for Alien Worker) at the USCIS Regional Service Center that serves the area where you will work.

    EB-2 petitions must generally be accompanied by an approved, individual labor certification from the Department of Labor on Form ETA-750. Please see the Department of Labor's Employment and Training Administration for more information.

    If you are a worker with exceptional ability in the sciences, arts, or business, you may apply to waive the requirement that you have a job offer if such a waiver would be in the national interest. To apply for a national interest waiver, you must submit Department of Labor Form ETA-750B. Please see the Department of Labor's Employment and Training Administration for more information.

    Forms are available by calling 1-800-870-3676, or by submitting a request through our forms by mail system. For further information on filing fees, please see USCIS filing fees, fee waiver request procedures, and the USCIS fee waiver policy memo. Please click here for more information on USCIS offices.

    http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.5af9bb95919f35e66f614176543f6d1a/?vgnextoid=3460194d3e88d010VgnVCM10000048f3d6a1RCR D&vgnextchannel=91919c7755cb9010VgnVCM10000045f3d6a1 RCRD



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  • godbless
    05-14 10:42 AM
    How about rejection notices? Anyone got checks back with the rejection notice?





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  • karan2004m
    12-18 03:19 PM
    I filed for I-140/485 concurrently in Aug 2007. I got all receipts & EAD/FP done in November. Waiting for AP.

    I see in my 485 status online, one LUD was on 12/15, other on 12/18 today. What is it? My PD is 2007 so I dont know why so many LUDs recently. Is there something to worry about?



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  • learning01
    05-10 11:48 AM
    immi2006
    That's what we need to do in these forums.

    You see, I tried to follow the second link; it didn't work. I tried the first link. It took me to a web site that is totally disorganized and poorly built; I dont have time to navigate and see what you posted about.

    After this second corrected post, I follow the link. It is NOT about the CIR and the logjam; it is an attempt to arrive at an agreement to have a working methodology to verify and check illegal immigrants.

    Hence, my title: please read and post your opinion, instead of just posting thie links or the story.





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  • REQUIRE_GC
    07-12 10:47 AM
    Thanks a lot for your valuable input.

    But I beleive all the input you mentioned, would be applicable for all kind of employer (Bigger or smaller) and get the RFE for ability to pay. I would like to know if you join the real small emplyer (about 35 employee) would it necessarly cause any other postential issue and/or must be a chance of getting the RFE as joining the such a small employer?

    Please let me know.

    Thanks for all your input in advance.

    I do not think # of employee would be an issue for USCIS as long as they are able to pay you decent salary. One of my freind got GC approved with 10 Employee company. The key is Your company's attorney / officer should be able to respond RFE on time



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  • himu73
    09-17 12:27 PM
    When AP is approved, you get 3 copies. I went twice on intl trips and each time they took a copy. I am left with 1 copy of the AP.

    Now I need to go on one last intl trip (I have applied for renewal). I just have one copy of AP with me.

    How does it work? Will the officer just stamp the AP and make a copy?

    You mean 3 copies are 3 originals right to be more clear. You can use only 1 original when you come back and get it stamped each time with a new date.

    I have used the same orginal AP for at least 4 times now.
    You can carry copies of the original just in case.





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  • swashbuckler
    06-17 08:23 PM
    Thanks to every one for considering my message and answering to the questions.

    Today I have received a mail from our Immigration team saying that they are going to file my GC petition next month (July-2010) for Employment-3rd category (EB-3). But I have 17 years of education (in India, 10+2+3+2) plus 11 years of progressive experience. Am I not qualified for EB-2 category? When I asked the same to our Immigration team, they said, "You do not qualify for EB2 because you do not meet the minimum salary and educational requirements. USCIS does not accept a 3-year Bachelor + 2-year Master education combination to qualify for EB2". What does it mean? Please some one let me know what are the requirements to qualify for EB-2 category? Thank you again in advance.

    Regards,
    swashbuckler



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  • kumar1305
    01-22 07:27 PM
    I hate the word Donate but somehow I donated blood which will be sent to Haiti. I did some in monies. Life is life no matter who it is.





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  • Chelo
    02-07 10:19 PM
    I did it all by myself, following directions found here and there around the forum. I got the working permit in about a month. Hope it Helps
    Chelo


    This is my cover letter and I did everythig as it says:

    To: U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Service
    Texas Service Center
    4141 North St. Augustine Road
    Dallas, TX 75227

    From: Mr. XXXXXXX
    ADRESS st,
    City, State, zip code
    Tel: (111) 123-4567
    Email: whatever@whatever.net
    mm/dd/yyyy



    RE: Original Submission of Application for Employment Authorization

    A# ?????????

    Dear Sir or Madam:

    Please find enclosed the application package for Employment Authorization (I-765) of me, Mr XXXXXXX.
    Aplication form and Supporting documents are enclosed arranged as follows:

    Form I-765 (EAD) dully filled
    Filing Fee: Personal check in the amount of $340, payable to the U.S. Department of Homeland Security;
    Receipt notice of form I-485, copy of the receipt,
    Identity Document: copy of Visa issued by Consulate, copy of Driver License,
    Photos: Two color passport photographs placed in an envelope;
    Other supporting documentation: Copy of I-140 approval notice

    Kindly, process the above referenced application at your earliest convenience.
    If you have any questions or need additional information, feel free to contact me at any time. Thank you in advance for your consideration to this matter.
    Best regards,



    Mr. XXXXXX



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  • smuggymba
    09-14 02:38 PM
    Is there a way to find all "active" members? If we're in the range 5000, then 10 per month for every user is good.

    I saw many ppl in August who came in and posted that they got GC, not sure how many of them used IV and donated.





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  • atlfp
    04-09 03:39 PM
    I guess Berkeleybee was talking about me....I posted a few theories in another thread regarding PACE act.

    I certainly understand the IV has done a lot and am very excited about what you have achieved. Not sure how you view it, but I think posting my view in the forum is also a form of support. It may not be as much as you wanted, but nevertheless it by no mean is saying what you did was wrong, it's just some thing I thought about and I thought it might be worth to bring up. But If this bothers you then I have no problem to shut up.

    Not sure why IV chose to lock up live update threading to member only though. Growing number of members is definitely good, but I am not sure about forcing people to register to read. People participant when there is a passion in it, forcing they into it more or less drive the passion away.

    Just my 2 cents.


    All,

    Just to put this issue to bed once and for all. IV is committed to bringing its goals into legislation -- we are not wedded to any particular piece of legislation. If Plan A doesn't work, there is Plan B, C and D. Each with its own advantages and disadvantages.

    There have been some people who have been saying "Comprehensive reform is dead IV should work on PACE/Poster's favorite option."

    (1) It is not certain that CIR is dead. We are not about to toss it aside before the Senate has.

    (2) IV is fully prepared for PACE -- we have studied all of PACE's provisons (have the theorists even done this?). Did you happen to notice that one of the co-sponsors of PACE has already offered an amendment for us? We also have support from other co-sponsors.

    (3) Our amendments show that we have support no matter which legislation goes forward -- we have to shore up this support and make sure we get more for floor votes.

    BTW, I notice that some of our new theorists became members only a few days ago, probably to read the live update threads, and just a few days after that they start opining about what IV should do. ;-) Have they done anything with/for IV: volunteer, contribute, send webfaxes? I doubt it.

    Note to new members: please visit our Resources section and familiarize yourself with the material there, at the very least you'll see we have been doing our homework and we are not a one-theory-one-legislation group.

    best,
    Berkeleybee



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  • cin45220
    01-26 04:45 PM
    u are a rasam drinking gulty, right?
    :eek:

    check your facts again. racism is considered sexy these days ;)

    If you think that racism is sexy, then it's just because you are a racist bigot. Start loving in 21st century...

    With a comment like the above one, it shows that all your parent's investment (and yours) for your education has been a total waste. Hope that you are not teaching you kids that 'racism is sexy'..

    -CinBoy





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  • milind70
    06-09 02:24 PM
    What is the InfoPass # to call. I'm in the same boat. PD: Dec 2003 EB2

    GCMan,
    No number to call for infopass, you have to book appointments thru the web. I havent taken infopass for a while but no telephone numbers.





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  • nj_03_2004
    07-26 02:36 PM
    I think if it is voted then it will pass. It also has Senator Chuck Schumer�s (D-NY) amendment (2448) provision.
    It should get more Democrat votes this time.





    villamonte6100
    06-27 09:48 AM
    I have I140 approval notice, Where can I see the A#?

    It should appear on your I140 approval under the Beneficiary. Under your name, the A# should appear there.

    Even my lawyer could not remember where my A# came from and I pointed it out to her.

    Some people say, they didn't get it. I'm not really sure.

    Please check your I140 approval.





    rkotamurthy
    09-30 08:10 PM
    bump ^^^^